#stephsworldproblems are real… for me.  In some people’s opinions, this might be even more ridiculous than first world problems.  Here are a few that happened this week:
This happened on Twitter.

Yep, I distracted my husband with Cadbury Eggs and our favorite Pizza and IT WORKED.  But I also realized that it’s a problem when I have to bribe my husband to not care about the frivolous purchases I have made this week.  Yep, I ordered a case of wine, a new pair of Tom’s and possibly some other items we’ll attempt to hide.

Another problem is twitter while I’m watching things I’ve recorded.  I love skipping commercials but it always makes me a little behind the people that are “live tweeting” things.  Shouldn’t I just stay away from Twitter?  Yes.  Do I?  No.  Damn Survivor.

So, I got to go see JIMMY FALLON LIVE on Tuesday.  In case you missed that, read all about it.  Now, I see the tweets about his show and feel super left out.  That’s crazy, but it’s really happening to me.  Just call me, Jimmy.  I’m here waiting.

Sometimes my dog (Quincy) looks at me like I’m the most obnoxious and weird person on the planet.  He really knows how to make me feel horrible.  #rude

I’m ready for a new look for the blog… it’s like a disease.  I need to win a free design or something because I can’t keep changing my mind every month or so.  I know I’m not the only one with this problem.

I cracked my damn iPhone screen.  Well, I didn’t just crack it… I demolished it.  New phone on the way.  I can’t believe I made it this long and dropped it as often as I did, but when it happened (damn thing vibrated right off my desk onto the floor) I was shocked and horrified.

I ordered my unicorn shirt from the magical Whitney and I have to wait now.  I would like it now.

I need to get out and make some friends in this lovely corner of the world.  This whole adult friendship thing is soooo weird.  I feel like I’m dating again.  Uff da.  Makes me feel a little homesick and also a little pathetic.

So I’m actually a pretty positive person, but sometimes I feel the need to complain about ridiculous things.  Good news is that it is FRIDAY.  So, with all that negativity out of my system, let’s jam.

Take your good vibrations and go visit Queen of Yoga Pants & Backing Azz Up, order a Unicorn shirt and jam out.  Enjoy your weekend.