I think Bucket Lists are fascinating.  I love lists.  I make one for everything, but I’ve never actually made a bucket list for life.  I like to set my goals at somewhat of an attainable level and I feel like bucket lists are always these magical lists that you need millions of dollars for… or you need your life to be a romantic comedy.

When I saw the idea of a “bump it” list, I loved it.  That is a list of things that you will never do.  Now, I’m careful to say the word “never” because I never thought I’d move anywhere near NYC and I stare at it out my window each day now.  So, here is a list of things I will probably, most likely never do:

Ride a unicycle.
Skydive.
Own a cat (I’m allergic.)
Learn to play the Trombone.
Understand Justin Bieber.
Cheer for the Green Bay Packers.
Go hunting.
Understand Physics.
Return to my old carnivore ways.
Climb Mount Everest.
Become royalty.
Swim across the English Channel.

Even better – here is a list of things that popped into my head that I decided not to put on this list, which is concerning because that means somewhere in my brain, I think these things might actually happen.

Learn to speak Chinese.
Live on a farm.
Pet a Unicorn.
Write a book.
Have a pet snake.
Run for political office.

I can’t even imagine being a politician, but for some reason, I couldn’t put it on the never list.  Maybe I’ll have a farm with snakes and unicorns somewhere in China.  I think that would make for a great book.  What’s on your list?  Link up with the two lovely ladies who came up with this idea.

The Handey Way