A few months ago, I did a post about things I just don’t understand.  My list is back again because there are so many moments where I shake my head and just don’t get it, but I think that happens mostly while watching reality television (which clearly I do too much.)

Anything and everything about Juan Pablo and why he was cast as the Bachelor.  It’s okay.  NO, it’s not okay.  He was a weiner.

Why are the words Fairy Tale thrown around so much during these dating shows?  Do these people realize that there are a dozen other people kissing and rubbing up on their fairy tale love?  Didn’t they see the same Disney movies I did?

There are too many children featured on reality shows and I can’t imagine that they are going to be excited about it when they are older… like Dance Mom’s?  Unless the child is Milania, you should probably let them have a normal childhood.

The damn songs from real housewives are so catchy.  Why does my brain work that way?  I really don’t want to be singing Money can’t buy you Class as I’m walking through the lobby of my apartment.  Do they think they are good singers or do they pretend so they can make some quick iTunes cash?

Why hasn’t there been a Survivor: D List Celebrity?  Put those 80’s TV stars, retired athletes, Snooki and Donald Trump on an island instead of a fancy hotel and let the fun begin.

Why isn’t there an Emmy for Editing these reality shows?  The commercials really suck me in and then it never turns out to be quite as dramatic as I thought.

I have spent time in my life watching the Kardashians.  Why is this a thing?  Damn you, Ryan Seacrest.

Why haven’t they added a Real Housewives of Dallas, Las Vegas, Chicago or anywhere else?  I love them all.  Bring it on.

Maybe they could do a Survivor or Amazing Race with just the Housewives?  I think I would have Carole, Heather and Jeff Lewis (just pretend he’s a housewife.)

The live reunion shows.  Why can’t I be in the live audience?  I would totally watch the crazy happen for 8 hours, especially if I could drink some wine.

Andy Cohen is the best.  I get that, don’t worry.  I know I’m not the only one that watches far too much Bravo.

What confuses you about reality TV?  Which housewife do you think would win Amazing Race or Survivor?