February 17, 2014

My New Addiction

These damn quizzes that are floating all over Facebook have sucked in so much of my time lately… but I don't hate it.  I love every second of it.  I feel like I'm learning all about myself.  Do these really even have anything to do with who I am as a person?  Let's take a look at some of the results I've received recently:
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YES!!!  I've always wanted to be sassy and witty.  Truth is, I don't think I'm really all that "pro" at "throwing shade" but I appreciate someone at least recognizing my efforts.  I'm not really "SO over it" because clearly I can't stop and I won't stop…

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OK, good looking?  I'll take it, but all the other stuff?  I guess I could own up to some of it.  I wasn't aware that a quiz asking me my favorite color would be able to tell me things about my chin that I had never noticed.  Don't mind me if I spend the next few minutes looking at my chin in the mirror.

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 Damn!!!  Some how the internet has discovered that I'm actually not the most talented singer.  These quizzes are seriously impressive.  They've also figured out that my husband is as handsome as David Beckham.  It might be time to be afraid of how intelligent these websites are.  Until they are exposed, I'll put on my little black dress and flaunt my husband all over the place.  #bitchesunite

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So, this probably shouldn't surprise anyone.  She is my favorite princess in all of the Disney world.  Clear goals?  Yes, I'm pretty sure I have those.  Hopefully, my heart is made of gold.  Fingers crossed on that one.

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Well this answer makes me really happy that we are planning our April trip there, because according to this quiz, it should feel just like home.  So many of my friends are getting Minnesota as their state… shouldn't I get the same answer?

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All I see on this answer is "ninja-Jedi moves" - sold.  This is totally me.  I'm starting to realize that these online quizzes are absolutely the most accurate things since the game of MASH.  I made my husband take this quiz and he received Ron Swanson and that is 10000000% accurate so there is more proof.

I conclude that I'm hard-working, married to David Beckham, good-looking, confident with a heart of gold.  I think that is pretty much right on.

I wanted to take one final test so I decided on this one.  I knew it couldn't be perfect.  Stupid Saved by the Bell.  I may be the boss, but this is just bullshit.

I'm over it though.  Take these quizzes and tell me who you got.  Also, please start calling me the "big bopper."  Belding Out.


  1. Oh my Gd, remember the magazine Big Bopper?!?!?! That's where I got all my pics of JTT! hahaha

    So, the quizzes are interesting, and usually just take them over and over to see what all the results are. My favorite was the Golden Girls one, because I got Sophia! Woot woot!
    Also, I got Scary Spice... I'm "one badass bitch." ZIG-A-ZIG-AHHHHH
    This is hilarious.
    Big Bopper. LOL "what is going on here?!?!?!?"

  2. I just so Mr. Balding on an episode of Mad Men and I about DIED, he looked so so old! I love these types of quizzes!

  3. I just so Mr. Balding on an episode of Mad Men and I about DIED, he looked so so old! I love these types of quizzes!

  4. haha! i love these quizzes. once i took a which diehard character are you? and i so wanted to be john mcclane but instead, got hans gruber..which was cool too but sucked because he got thrown off the nakatomi tower. boo.

    Vodka and Soda

  5. I usually take them but don't post the answers.

    Recently it's X'd me out of them on my phone when I click on the third or fourth answer which annoys me.

  6. Buzzfeed is the ultimate time waster. I got something ridiculous like Alaska for what state I belong in. What?!?

  7. Buzzfeed said I should live in Alaska, so I don't trust it anymore.

  8. I got the sarcastic side-eye, too! And evidently I'm supposed to take my sarcastic self to Nebraska. I'm not sure they're going to appreciate my snarkiness there, though...

  9. Haha, I've been taking those quizzes a lot lately too! I got the winky kissy face for the emoji one and Jasmine for the princess one! :)

    xo, Hima
    Hima Hearts

  10. Bahahaha... "Belding out." Best close on a post EVER!

  11. Thinking that Sarcastic Sideeye is the PERFECT emoji for you. So awesome.

    Also- I got Ohio. So at least I'm doing something right in my life.

  12. I got POSH too. Everyone was always trying to make me Scary growing up. Thanks for the links though because now I must take ALL the quizzes.

  13. Ok... 20 minutes well spent if you ask me! 😜

    I got:
    - "Winky Kiss Face" -- I guess I like witty banter and strangers?
    - Jafar -- "s s snakey!"
    - Baby Spice
    - Tiana
    - Minnesota .... Really,.its probably cuz bi selected Bon Iver lol
    - Kelly - heck yeah.

    Ps I love the further proof Justin IS Ron Swanson!!!


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