September 27, 2013

Ponder That

Dear Ponder - You got to England and now you aren't playing because of a fractured rib.  You better come back from that ready to kick some ass.  Annika & I argued on your behalf for the entire game last Sunday.  I might even let you play one week on my fantasy team.  I have faith in you and I'm deeply sorry that our fans get angry when we are losing and blame you instead of our horse shit offensive line (they might be to blame for your injury).  So get well soon.

Dear Vikings - I'm still really confused why you are playing in England this week... Maybe they should send one of their soccer teams here to play.  Ponder that.

Dear Kenzy, Madelyn and Kennedy - You are going to Disneyworld in two weeks.  I am soooo jealous of your trip.  I wish I could be there to see all of your faces.  When your parents fill you in on this surprise, you are going to crap your pants.  I hope it is the most magical trip ever.  Say hi to Mickey Mouse for me.

Dear Mice - I know that you found your way into our basement last fall.  Somehow one of you found their way in again even after having the wildlife management people out.  Let me tell you - J Money is not up for visitors of your kind right now.  I'm sorry you had to die and be thrown in our garage can inside of 75 plastic bags because I don't want to smell you - but hopefully that sends a message to your friends.

Dear Fireball - Thank you for your help when I didn't know how to help my husband with the mice situation.  I poured him a shot of you for his troubles and he was satisfied.  Now I need to restock.  You are just wonderful.

Dear New York City - I'm coming for you this week.  I need to find a new home so please be kind.

Now it's time to back that azzzzzzzz up.  Sorry for this song, but it's kind of ridiculous.

Venus Trapped in Mars


  1. That is a fabulous pic of Mr. Ponder. Gorge!!! He almost made my post today too cause I hate to see a Nole sit one out!!

  2. It's OFFICIAL I'm getting old because I just don't get that song! (I could only listen to part of it before changing the station) Ha! :)

    Have fun apartment hunting in NY next week...sooo sooo exciting!!

    I like the message you're sending to the mice. Any rodent that INVADES my space gets no sympathy from me. I would've downed the Fireball, too! hehe!

  3. I am getting the heebie jeebies thinking about your mouse. I had a mouse issue when I lived by myself a few years ago and I think I have PTSD from it.

    That might need to be a blog post soon. I am still so jealous of your move to NYC...good luck on the apartment hunt! Are you taking the pups with you when you move?

  4. Wait wait wait wait.

    The game is in ENGLAND? The Steelers vs. Vikings game is in England? HUH??????????

    This is the first I'm hearing of this, maybe I live under a rock. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT??

  5. I am so smart I just assumed you were referring to "New" England which also has nothing to do with Pittsburgh or Minnesota... I might be under a big dumb rock:)

  6. Ohhh fireball whiskey is such a dangerous thing! Have a great weekend!


  7. I saw that video and those brothers on Ellen. Hilarious!

    Well, at least one of our teams will (presumably) have a win after Sunday.

    I can so relate to that ecard.

  8. Ugh, when Steve and I moved into our condo, construction was still being done, so we always had mice. I named them. One night as we were getting ready for bed, the trap went off, Steve got rid of the mouse, reset the trap, and less than 20 minutes later, it went off again. Yikes. I feel your pain. More Fireball!


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